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My 4 fav guys from the saddest piece of stopmotion animation the world has to offer
🖤Lottie Matthews🖤
She’s my favorite…. Not saying I endorse her behaviors necessarily, just saying i would absolutely have ended up drinking mushrooms in a poisonous cave if she had asked me to 🍄 there were so many inspired moments of her in season 3. It was hard to choose🫠🐝
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
I love people who talk in their sleep.
maybe he was talking about Alf
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i watch this video every single day. i use this video to time myself brushing my teeth .
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puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
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did you post this for pat sajak’s birthday?
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When you’re dead inside™ and prefer to hang out with the spirits of the dead on your vacation
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